Your friend group's favorite accountability buddy just became wearable. This sweatshirt pulls zero punches—it's got a cheeky raccoon and a whole vibe about keeping it real when things get messy. Whether you're the person who says it like it is or you're gifting this to someone who deserves a medal for honesty, this is the shirt that gets it. It's comfort, humor, and truth-telling all wrapped into one unisex crewneck.
In the Interest of Full Transparency
Here's the thing: the graphic literally says "In the interest of full transparency"—because we're all about that energy. Below that sits a deadpan raccoon that knows exactly what you've been up to. And underneath the trash panda? "It was not easy peasy lemon squeezy." No sugarcoating, no corporate speak, just a fresh take on a saying that used to mean smooth sailing but now means, well... chaos is real and we're here for it.
The vintage retro aesthetic hits different on this heavy-blend cream sweatshirt. The design is screen-printed in crisp ink that pops against the natural fabric. Every detail—from the raccoon's knowing expression to the letterspacing—was chosen because this shirt isn't just funny, it's thoughtfully designed. This is the kind of piece that makes people ask "where'd you get that?" and then you get to explain the whole vibe.
For the Friend Who Roasts With Love
Maybe you're buying this for the coworker who brings receipts to meetings. Or the best friend who calls you out in the group chat but in the gentlest way possible. Or maybe you're the person who appreciates good humor mixed with brutal honesty, and you've been searching for a sweatshirt that matches your personality. This is it. The unisex fit means it works for anyone—whether you like oversized, relaxed, or regular sizing, you've got options.
Why You'll Love It
- Heavy-blend 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend feels soft but wears like iron
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs = durability that actually lasts
- Zero itchy side seams, so you can be awkwardly honest all day without discomfort
- Ethically grown US cotton—comfort with an actual conscience, not just marketing speak
- Ribbed knit collar stays crisp through infinite washes and late-night existential conversations
- Unisex crewneck works on every body, every style, every vibe
Order now and your sweatshirt ships in 3–5 days. We make these fresh when you order, so you're getting something made just for you. Wash it inside-out in cold water on a gentle cycle, and don't iron the design because that raccoon didn't consent to that level of heat. With care, this shirt will remind you that honesty, humor, and a solid crewneck are the real easy peasy.
