In the Interest of Full Transparency It Was Not Easy Peasy
For the friend who's allergic to corporate BS—meet your new favorite shirt. This "In the Interest of Full Transparency, It Was Not Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy" tee is a sarcastic love letter to anyone who's tired of false positivity and actually gets the joke. Sometimes honesty hits different, and this design captures that energy perfectly. It's the kind of shirt that feels like your personality in fabric form.
Meet the Transparency Raccoon
The star of the show? A witty raccoon clutching a bright yellow lemon, because if you're gonna be honest, you might as well be funny about it. The full message—printed in a warm, retro-inspired brown—unfolds across the chest: "In the interest of full transparency / it was not easy peasy / lemon squeezy." It's the kind of shirt that makes people actually stop and read your chest. They laugh. Then they probably say "mood" or send it to their group chat. The design feels nostalgic and current at the same time—like discovering a vintage gem that somehow perfectly captures how we all actually feel underneath the highlight reel.
This is peak sarcasm energy. The kind of design that resonates with anyone who's ever had to smile through something they didn't actually feel. Whether you're navigating a tricky friendship, surviving group chat drama, managing a chaotic job, or just having a moment of full honesty about how hard everything actually is—this tee gets it. Wear it as a signal flare to your people that you're feeling real about life today.
Built for Comfort, Made for Real
We don't mess around with the basics. This shirt is made from Comfort Colors heavyweight fabric—the kind that actually feels substantial in your hands. It's 100% ringspun cotton, preshrunk and soft-washed so it feels broken in from day one. The fabric gets softer with every wash, which means you'll actually want to keep wearing it. The oversized, relaxed fit is designed to drape however you want it. If you prefer something more fitted, just order one size down. Because we make every shirt custom to your specs, we can't do returns—so we built in flexibility to help you get the sizing right.
The construction details matter. Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and hem means this tee is built to last. Twill tape runs from shoulder to shoulder for extra durability. The 1" ribbed collar has double-needle topstitching. These aren't fancy details—they're the kind of touches that keep a shirt looking fresh after 50 washes.
Why You'll Love It
- Comfort Colors heavyweight fabric: soft, preshrunk 100% ringspun cotton that feels like quality and improves with age
- Oversized relaxed fit that works for everyone (go one size down for a closer fit—you choose)
- Retro-inspired print in warm brown that feels vintage-cool and pairs with literally everything in your closet
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem, plus shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for durability that lasts
- The raccoon holding a lemon is honestly just perfect—conversation starter meets design genius
- Made-to-order so you get exactly the size and color you actually want, not what's left in stock
Wear it to brunch, to work, to anywhere you need to signal authenticity without saying a word. It's the kind of tee that starts conversations with your actual people—the ones who speak fluent sarcasm and appreciate real talk. Since every order is customized just for you, you're getting a shirt that feels intentional and personal. This is fashion that matches your actual personality, not the version you perform for strangers.